So you mean to tell me,
she's claiming child support, but you're neutered?
Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!
Left out in the rain?
Sue for emotional damage!
If the Collar Doesn't Fit
You Must Acquit
He blamed the smell on you to cover for himself, and then called you a bad boy?
Slander! You'll be sleeping in his bed by the time I'm done.