You mean to tell me that you don't like it when I do that to your leg?

Wait,pooping on the carpet is bad?

OWNER SAID "BOW-WOW" HE SPEAKS MY LANGUAGE!

You mean you don't want me to sniff your crotch?! But, your girlfriend does it all the time

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THAT THE PIE ISN'T FOR ME?