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True crime before it was cool

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True crime before it was cool
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(516): if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift... thats all anyone needs to know

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(516): if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift... thats all anyone needs to know
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(707): Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick

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(707): Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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(206): sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"

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(206): sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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(704): We need to feng shui this bitch.

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(704): We need to feng shui this bitch.
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(770): let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that

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(770): let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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(412): the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing

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(412): the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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(970): I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.

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(970): I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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(786): I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.

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(786): I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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(203): ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.

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(203): ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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(208): I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.

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(208): I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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(817): I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.

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(817): I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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(626): What. The. f*ck. (323): You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the f*ck" kind of stuff

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(626): What. The. f*ck. (323): You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the f*ck" kind of stuff
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(253): Can we climb your roof? (1-253): No bitch its 2am go home.

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(253): Can we climb your roof? (1-253): No bitch its 2am go home.
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(613): I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.

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(613): I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.

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