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Cisco waited, but the pizza dough was definitely stuck up there. This would not go well when the owners got home.

Sorry You're Not Going Back To Kansas Until After Breakfast

Ralph broke his glasses and had to wear his extra pair...

LIsten, mortal, I do not "shed" or cough up hairballs.

I thout yu'd want sumthing to remember yur parrot by.

CSI McDonalds

And now we light the hoops on fire!

Ey Hoomin...

No, you may not date my daughter.

Frank never touched Uncle Bob's Five-Alarm Chili ever again.

Airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Ninja Cat, Attack!

Tank you, Mr. Genetesist for da extra hed. I iz twice az smartz az I was.

Wun littl ajustmnt and

Some people put "sexy" pictures of themselves on Facebook. I prefer unhinged.

With the whole park to choose from, why do the weirdos always sit down next to ME?

Spock Kitteh tries the mind meld.

How u spell 'annihilate'?

BAYWATCH JUST WASN'T THE SAME AFTER PAMELA ANDERSON LEFT.

Duuuuude! How much 'nip did you put in his brownie??

Wait! No! Go back! My feather on a stick! MY FEATHER ON A STIIIIIICK!!

You call this a Scotch collection? Come on, I'm older than some of these even in HUMAN years.

That's About How I Feel Before My Morning Cup

Live Long and Do Paperwork

WIZARDS IN MCDONALDS

THE DARTH SIDE OF THE MOON

Hmm. That is a most interesting proposal ... a cheezburger in exchange for using my evil powers to crush the rebels. Throw in a belly rub and you have a deal.

WASTE

Ok, I gives up, where are all the Cookies and Spam I heard about??

Basement Cat, mistaking a black Lab for a Hell Hound, discovers it is difficult to subvert a mind that is full of: "I'm a good dog."

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