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You don't want to study. You don't want to study. You want to play.

Memba lil hole in bean bag chair..? It be a big one, now.

Just because I can

Ranchers had great hopes for the new double-length, reticulated herding dog but really it just freaked out the cattle...

Back atcha', Babe.

FAIL

Haagen-Dawg

Yeah, yeah, I know, you're "sorry". Just get the damn bath over with!

Camera removal surgery required... ...in 3...2...1...

OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE MORE SLOBBERY THAN THEY APPEAR

Yes...yes, I understand. You like the cat and wish it to remain in one piece. If I may, however, I would like to share my own thoughts on this question...

SACK RACES

dis is u wen u drink beer

Bob the Builder is sick. I'm Daisy the Destroyer.

DON'T ASK.

AH SED TURN IT DOUN!!!111!!!!

Methinks sumbodee hab too much fwee time at wurkz!

Can you see the game alright? Just let me know if my sitting here, waiting to go out to PEE blocks your view, okay?

yeah I'm totally crazy happy to meet your new boyfriend. can't you tell?

idiot friends everyone has one

Space Cat One, ready for teleportation

Soo... ...come here often?

Harold hadn't quite mastered his Poker face by the night of the big game

KITTEH YOGA

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of dog treats, your eyes glow in the dark and we're not wearing collars.

Just doing my part.

with no interwebz Frank had to poke his friends manually

Honey, call the exorcist. Basement Cat is possessing our toaster... again.

We wuz jus makin shur der was tousand sheetz

He have bad dreams. I take care of him.

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