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I think, therefore I am

I think, therefore I am

Give us the fries an you gets ta walk away without being bombed by 17 incontinent birds...

Give us the fries an you gets ta walk away without being bombed by 17 incontinent birds...

Um, Margaret? I think that snake's giving you a raspberry....

Um, Margaret? I think that snake's giving you a raspberry....

look at us, just look at us... it's cold, it's wet, we're doing our best to look adorable; the least you could do is put out your garbage a little early so we have a chance to get at it before the garbage truck come by and takes it all away.

look at us, just look at us... it's cold, it's wet, we're doing our best to look adorable; the least you could do is put out your garbage a little early so we have a chance to get at it before the garbage truck come by and takes it all away.

I think it's time you upgraded me from a box to my own recliner.

I think it's time you upgraded me from a box to my own recliner.

I haz missed u!!!

I haz missed u!!!

Pleez to not shut door anytime soon

Pleez to not shut door anytime soon

Yes dis iz MAH deck and dat iz MAH house. Dat is MAH yard and MAH tweez. Thoz iz MAH hoomanz workin in MAH grass. I am workin gettin da sun and da moon too. Jus a matta a time.

Yes dis iz MAH deck and dat iz MAH house. Dat is MAH yard and MAH tweez. Thoz iz MAH hoomanz workin in MAH grass. I am workin gettin da sun and da moon too. Jus a matta a time.

psssst Hey dood Yoo haz a goggie on yer butt... juss sayun

psssst Hey dood Yoo haz a goggie on yer butt... juss sayun

ANNOYING ME

ANNOYING ME

Hey Mom I need a new suit this ones got a hole in it.

Hey Mom I need a new suit this ones got a hole in it.

Wate, dis duznt tayst lyk pasketti

Wate, dis duznt tayst lyk pasketti

I handsome I should be model, no?

I handsome I should be model, no?

ctrl-alt-purr

ctrl-alt-purr

Now Iz lay meh down ta rest, Iz gunna tink of tings ta do, to that goggie pest. N' if Iz put out when Iz wake, Pleez pack some noms for meh ta take.

Now Iz lay meh down ta rest, Iz gunna tink of tings ta do, to that goggie pest. N' if Iz put out when Iz wake, Pleez pack some noms for meh ta take.

Starin contehst GO!!!

Starin contehst GO!!!

mama mia... wherz my noms?!

mama mia... wherz my noms?!

why are thous kidz ther lookin at meh so weirdz?

why are thous kidz ther lookin at meh so weirdz?

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CAT CAT GPS

CAT CAT GPS

5 more minutes...

5 more minutes...

Thiz iz wat i luk lyk wen i amz drunk

Thiz iz wat i luk lyk wen i amz drunk

wut a cheezburger?

wut a cheezburger?

Say wut?

Say wut?

Doggie SOFT

Doggie SOFT

bookworm kitteh

bookworm kitteh

THIS MY DINNA

THIS MY DINNA

Iz ok... I tasted all noms to mak sure they safe for u. They iz.

Iz ok... I tasted all noms to mak sure they safe for u. They iz.

This seat is taken Hello! THIS SEAT IS TAKEN!! NOOOoooo

This seat is taken Hello! THIS SEAT IS TAKEN!! NOOOoooo

No worreez. I keep watch wile u sleep.

No worreez. I keep watch wile u sleep.