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By everyonesxwife on Sep 4, 2008 at 3:43 PM
But Angel is a fighter and she pulled thru! Now she is a fine healthy cat with a (very) MEAN streak! Everyone let her get away with MURDER because we were always afraid she would die - so she thinks she is entitled to do ANYTHING she wants to! And it has spoiled her and made her a BRAT! I don't know if I look like anyone in particular... I'll put some pictures of me on my Pics so u can get a closer look! T
By everyonesxwife on Sep 4, 2008 at 3:40 PM
BEARBY IS A BEAUTIFUL BOY! Is he a Husky or Malamute? My kitty in my picture is ANgel. She's a rescue. I got her the day her umbilical cord dropped off - about 24-36 hours old. I bottle fed her. A water meter reader found her with a dead mommy cat and a dead litter of baybeez. She was the only survivor (looked like the mom got hit by a car but made it back to her babies before she died) and she was MAD AS HELL!!! She was crawling around all over her dead mommy and the other kittens (also dead) trying to find a nipple that still had milk in it. She was also starting to get quite a few fire ants on her (drawn to the dead cats) and they were stinging her. She almost died several times - first from starvation & dehydration, then a high fever from the fire ants stings, THEN from the venom in the stings.
By everyonesxwife on Sep 4, 2008 at 3:33 PM
I've got a MILLION stories about aninmals! And, yes, they are ALL LONG and detailed, and ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ T
By everyonesxwife on Sep 4, 2008 at 3:33 PM
Then I moved and went to work at a vet clinic as a receptionist for 3 yr. then went to work part time n a pet store as the pet caretaker - expert advise person (never had to figure out how 2 euth a rat tho). After 2 yrs there I went back to work full time at another vet as a vet assist. THEN, got sick & had to quit working. Volunteered at PetsMart adoption center for 6 (or is it 8?) years. Also did Rescue/Foster/Adoption since 1990 freelance. Started off SMALL scale when I went to work for the first vet and wound up adopting out over 200 animals out of my home over the past 16-17 years. Just one or two at a time..... mostly baybeez I find or that someone dumps off at (or near) my home.
By everyonesxwife on Sep 4, 2008 at 3:27 PM
I used to be in the "animal business"...I started as an office manager at a labarotory and took over the animal caretaker's job bcause I did NOT like the way he handled the animals! P.S. - we did not experiment on them - we used rabbits and goats for antibody production for test kits. My bunnies were extremely well loved and cared for - we even set up an adoption program for them when they were retired! Me and the production lab manager adopted most of them!
By everyonesxwife on Sep 4, 2008 at 3:22 PM
OMG! U r soooo SmaRt! Do u LOOK like teh kitty on teh SMART lol? That's a great idea (and I should've thot of it furst!) Ai used 2 b smart b4 Ai started reading catspeak..... it's not EZ 4 me 2 rite like dis cause Ai was an English nerd in my past life & Ai keep reverting back to it - SEE?
By seagreen17 on Sep 4, 2008 at 11:59 AM
Thank u! I was very proud of Basement Cat/Cheezy Pooffs. I just spent a long time doing one of my own kitteh Cali. I hope everyone likes it. I would have a big happy if Cali made the front page. She has an angel on one side and a devil kitteh on the other tempting her to eat the cheeseburger. I like ur Lol "Do I has spinach in my teef?" I gave it 5 cheeseburgers. I like Chester remembering sun screen too. :)
By everyonesxwife on Sep 3, 2008 at 9:58 PM
Thank you for the Super Cool picture of the Super Cool Dog on your profile! Anyone you know?
By everyonesxwife on Sep 3, 2008 at 9:48 PM
He made a full recovery - although his balls and the tips of his ears fell off from frost bite! I named him Abraham and he was the sweetest rat in the world! I spent the next 5 years making it up to him by giving him a five-star life as a house pet! I even bought him a brother, Zeke (A to Z..... D'oh) He became best buds with EVERYONE in my home except for Attilla and Spaz (our homicidal lovebird). The night that he died (from old age - promise!) he slept on my chest in bed with me so that he would not die alone. NOW DO YOU LIKE ME???? I'm laughing out loud right now remembering how my husband laughed at me when I was blubbering hyterically and blow drying this little half-frozen rat! AND, YES, All my stories are this long! T
By everyonesxwife on Sep 3, 2008 at 9:42 PM
Okay... if you insist! The vet insisted that Attilla needed the fur, the meat, the bones, etc. to be healthy. So I went and bought her a rat. I had the lady at the pet store put him in the box and I did not look. She told me that the most humane way to kill him would be to put him in the freezer overnight. Die from hypothermia, just get cold, go to sleep, and die peacefully. So when I got home I put the box in the freezer. The next morning when I opened the box - fully expecting to see a little "died-peacefully-in-his-sleep" rat - I found a fluffed up, fiercely shivering rat with big brown eyes. He had been in the freezer over 6 hours. So... either his god LOVED him, or my god had it in for me! I took him out of the box and began rubbing him briskly with a hand towel, then moved into the bathroom and began blowing warm air on him from the blow dryer.
By everyonesxwife on Sep 3, 2008 at 9:31 PM
OMG! The last half of my story disappeared! And I worked so hard on it! I promise I will finish it! - just not right now.... not again tonight - sorry T
By everyonesxwife on Sep 3, 2008 at 9:29 PM
Oh yes! It's a TERRIble story! Let me start by stating that (WITHOUT EXCEPTION) I love all animals! Then, let me continue on with my horrible story.... (you'll see this one coming...) someone gave me a 3 ft. Nile Monitor (see where it's going?) and the vet told me to feed him.... yes - mice & rats. Hate me yet? (we tried canned monitor food but she did not eat enough) So, my husband fed her for the first several months, mostly pinky rats. Attilla (the monitor - not the husband) was swift and deadly on the pinkies and I was (sorta) satisfied that they did not suffer. As she grew, her meals grew. The vet said to upgrade to adult rats. The first one I bought, my husband fed to her while I was inside. She stalked him and tortured him - it was worse than gut-churning - before she ate him. I swore we would not do that anymore - ever - but then she got really sick from the less-than-proper diet of raw hamburger and raw chicken with vitamins in it. The vet insisted that she needed
By mmompy on Sep 3, 2008 at 12:14 PM
Enybuddy wif a naym liyk verminjerky iz sumbuddy I wants to be frenz wiff! An I likes yer LOLz 2!
By seagreen17 on Sep 3, 2008 at 9:38 AM
Thank you so much! I try to make quality LOLs that make me laugh too. I just wish I could do a good one with my own kitty, but I can't ever seem to get it right. I'm happy though b/c I just had one make the homepage- Basement Cat wants ur cheezy pooffs. I prefer Ceiling Cat myself though.
By Kubbie on Sep 3, 2008 at 7:49 AM
O - thanks!!! I made that one. I'm rather proud of it. I can't usually claim such coolness - but my daughter and I have watched Moulin Rouge several times!!
By Kubbie on Sep 3, 2008 at 7:04 AM
axully - mai dotter made dat won! ai will tell hur u leik it! ai preedikt dat u will bee very BIG cheezfren lol maker! all ov ur lolz r A+ and ai cant wate to c moar!!
By everyonesxwife on Sep 2, 2008 at 3:45 PM
As a gift to my new friends I try to go to all ur lols and give u cheezburgers... since u only had 25 or so I gave u 5 c.b. on EACH one - except dog n teh oven -don't like that picture.
By everyonesxwife on Sep 2, 2008 at 3:33 PM
We used to have pet rats - they were great pets! It's a funny story how I came to have them - but I don't tell too many people cause it makes me sound like a doofus!
By everyonesxwife on Sep 2, 2008 at 3:31 PM
May our friendship be the beginning of hundreds more for you! Hey - how come no picture of you (or of something equally cute)?
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