When your brother-in-law says he and your sister are thinking about naming your future niece Ophelia, don't say "But she dies in the end." They aren't referencing the Shakespeare character, they're referencing his mother who died of breast cancer when he was a child. #LFMF
When having a conversation with a co-worker about the people in your office that you would love to bang, please check that none of the people on your list are standing behind you. This counts for double if they don't know that you're bi. #LFMF
When going out to eat, it's a good idea to remember your wallet. The restaurant does require payment. #LFMF