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whassup, George?

Even Bad Boys

1st rule if u gonna share ma bed U gotz to wear pants

One does not simply walk into Wal-Mart There is evil there that does not sleep

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of dog treats, your eyes glow in the dark and we're not wearing collars.

Dear God... Why?

Dear USA, Can you explain to us who this is? Because: -He's not cute. -He's not buff. -He's not a sportsman, actor, or musician so far as we can see. - He has no talents discernible in his pictures. - He looks like a serial killer. We give up. What 's

Kitty rule #2 cats can expand to fill all available space

I don't do Touchy-Feely I do Ouchy-Bleedy

itti bitti birdwatching kitti comitee

I have noticed that when you put these on,

Yes. Teh Moon is mien as well.

LOLZ, Cheezebugers and Naps? thats awl there ish to it? thatsh the meaning of life?

TRUE EVIL

What do you mean "Fur is dead"? It would be illogical to wear a live animal.

Scottie

shoot anything that sparkles

George, call the exterminator - we seem to have zombies in the backyard again!

Fascinating... it was a good Star Trek movie.

Eberybudy wants to picks me up I thinks my naem is aw

HUGH JACKMAN

SADLY, YES

Why yes, I AM made of awesome.

MORTICIA AND GOMEZ

PERFECT MARRIAGE

let me in! let me in! ders no littrboks owt heer, teh fud keepz running awae... sum fud eben fliez... let me back in!!

Lord of the Rings

i've just never had a dentist ask me to take off my shirt

GENIUS

Real humor... don't you miss it?

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