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And you said my toys were stupid...

Low-tech sux!!

You're right... I'm probably not the best choice for designated driver.

I no sees nuffin like dis on Grey's Atanomee.

I pout because you will not accept that I need to get my way forever.

he has learned his lesson

Strong coffee

So THATS what happens..

I mite not gots lotsa teefus but I will gum u to deffs!

Lord, Fanx foar the fud I am about tu lick...an' th' dear lady that is about to have a kunipshun fit. Amenz

What kind of mood would you be in if you had six bells ringing in your ears all day?

See I told you we should've reserved a double room but no, save money--get a single you said.

Shhh! Now I watez heer till da noo boyfwend weaches fur dah toylet payperz!

I will come down when you calm down and stop using expletives to describe me.

Usual Suspects

You're just the cutest thing ever! Mommy just loves you, precious!

Hmmph.. My "automatic door opener" must be using the bathroom.

I would have thought natural selection would have dealt with you by now...

You no put acid in cat fud... ...rite?

Come getta Q-Tip.. You know you need a Q-tip C'mon.. C'Mon!!

I VEHEMENTLY PROTEST THIS INTRUSIVE MOISTURE UPON MY PERSON!

You know your haircut's bad when you even scare Basement Cat

THIS LOOKED SO EASY ON YOUTUBE!

HAVING MISPLACED BOTH THE CHESS SET AND THE VIOLIN, WHEN BASEMENT CAT CAME FOR HIS SOUL, FELIX'S ONLY REMAINING OPTION WAS TO CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MONOPOLY.

If mah kitteh tree falls in teh den does hooman heer it??

Knock, knock...

What do you mean "I'm about that age" where you need to call the vet?

Smart Kitties sit in teh "Drop Zone"

yes, you haz fever and you looks a little pale

see? and smart people get kittehs.

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