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When making a Christmas fruitcake from scratch don't forget just how much alcohol went into the mix before letting your young child lick the bowl. Nothing says "Christmas cheer" like a drunk four-year-old. #LFMF
I believed getting a master's degree would get me ahead in life. Well, I guess if residing in your car and eating ramen noodles is "getting ahead," I was right on the mark. #LFMF
If your girlfriend pauses your "Thor" DVD at Chris Hemsworth's shirtless scene and says "God he's so hot", do not absently reply, "Yeah." #LFMF
