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(Me and my mom talking about a vampire book we are reading) Mom: This vampire is dead, isn't he?...

(A VIP is coming too my school tomorrow.) (After I said I saw no secret service agents) Dad: May...

(My Mom and I are at the bank. Mom walks up to the bank manager.) Manager: How can I help you to...

Dad: Life is like peeling an onion: you have to pointlessly work your way through the layers, and...