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(Showing my mom Justin Bieber for the first time) Me: So, what do you think? Mom: Does his baby...

(me, heading to the circus) Me:Ok, I'm leaving for the circus, bye. Mom:Don't molest any clown...

Mom: You're sucking the life out of me! Me: You're sucking the life out of yourself! Mom: If I ...

[Mom answering the phone]: Hello.....This is your wife. Who is this?

Mom: Today is May 4th and it is Star Wars day, do you know why that is? Me: I don't know know, w...

Slightly effeminate Little Brother: *horribly singing a mixture of Selena Gomez songs* Ooooh who ...

mom: dont ask me! i wasnt there when you where born. me: mom... you gave birth to me. mom: you ...