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Here's Why Santa is the Most Awkward Mythical Man Ever

Seriously, who thought a fat, bearded man who flies around in a sleigh and carries a big bag of who-knows-what was a good idea?

  • Santa shouldn't have quit his day job.

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  • He's always watching.

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    By Unknown
  • Even when he's wasted.

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    By Barbara
  • Okay, maybe he's not watching ALL the time...

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    By Unknown
  • He can be an emotional drunk.

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    By Unknown
  • And he should stay off of Facebook.

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    By Unknown
  • He also plays favorites.

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    By Unknown
  • And kids shouldn't follow his example.

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    By Unknown
  • Or else they'll grow to look like this.

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    By Iora Glass
  • Or this.

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    By psyper
  • Or this.

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  • Santa also enjoys taxidermy.

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    Via: Reddit
    Or as I like to call it, "creative reindeer recycling."
  • Sometimes he can fly a bit too low.

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    By Unknown
  • "Kid... you're making me real nervous."

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    By Unknown
  • "I just... I dunno man. Like, what's the point of being so jolly all the time?"

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    Via: Reddit
    Emo Santa has a sad.
  • A big, warm pile of Christmas!

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    By xyzpdq1
  • "RUDOLPH, GUIDE MY SLEIGH TONIGHT, DAMMIT!"

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    By Unknown
  • "Santa's got some unpaid parking tickets for his sleigh..."

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    By Unknown
  • Somebody was extra naughty this year.

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    By Unknown
  • "I'm not even crying. We've passed that point on the terror scale."

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    By Unknown
  • The spiked eggnog isn't the only thing Santa's hit too hard...

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    By Unknown
  • Santa's feeling EXTRA jolly!

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    By Unknown
  • But no matter how jolly he's feeling, keep your hands off his beard.

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    By Unknown
  • OR ELSE!

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  • But he's still no match for Stone Cold Steve Austin.

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