He may not sparkle or glitter, but he could still whip your ass with or without magic.

'Who do you think you are to be here?': Top Karens of the Week (May 9, 2024) 1

32 of the Funniest Felines on the Internet and Meowrvelous Memes to Claw Your Way to a Purrfectly Wonderful Weekend 2

'We can't let our dog outside if we're not on break': Boss demands work-from-home employees text him every time they leave their desks, inspires malicious compliance solutions 3

A Hobbit's Helping of 35 Lord of the Rings Memes to Scroll Over Second Breakfast (May 9, 2024) 4

Sister evicts brother's family from their family home, wonders if she's wrong: 'Last week him and his family were officially evicted' 5

Worker complains about living paycheck to paycheck, despite making $80K per year and paying $1175 a month in rent: 'This is extremely affordable living' 6

Toez 1

And accurate 2

Ew humans 3

Fill'r up or else... 4

He's innocent 5

Might as well... 6