Wash Off Friday Night and Get Ready For Round Two With These 31 Ponderous Shower Thoughts

Did last night get away from you sometime between that fifth shot of silver Jose Cuervo and the pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea you mindlessly took upon yourself to drink with dangerous aggression? You wake up today feeling / looking like someone pulled you from out a street gutter? Well, leave the past in the past and carpe that diem with these thought-stirring sentiments that could only have been realized within the confines of a shower.

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