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If You Went Barhopping in America With the Disney Princesses, Only a Single One of Them Could Legally Join You

The United States has the highest drinking age of any country on Earth. So, if you went for a pub crawl in England, or to Oktoberfest in Germany, a handful of the princesses would get past the bouncer at the door. But in America? Just one.

  • Alice couldn't join you, she's only 12.

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    In the original story of Through the Looking-Glass by Lewis Carroll, Alice is only seven. For the movie, however, Disney bumped up her age to 12.
  • Snow White couldn't join you, she's only 14.

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  • Esmeralda couldn't join you, she's 16.

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  • Aurora couldn't join you, she's 16.

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    That's okay, Aurora wouldn't be much fun anyway. She'd be asleep by, like, 10:30 at the latest.
  • Jasmine couldn't join you, she's 15.

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    In the movie, Jasmine is forced by an old law to be married by her 16th birthday.
  • Megara couldn't join you, she's 16.

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  • Mulan couldn't join you, she's 16.

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    By Unknown
    Keep drinking that tea, Mulan.
  • Ariel couldn't join you, she's 16.

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    By Unknown
    How old is that in fish years though?
  • Pocahontas couldn't join you, she's 18.

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    The real life Pocahontas saved John Smith's life in December of 1607, at the tender age of 12. Disney changed things up a bit for the movie, though.
  • Belle couldn't join you, she's 17.

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    Looks like it's gonna be another night in, reading books...
  • Merida couldn't join you, she's 16.

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  • Rapunzel couldn't join you, she's 18.

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  • Anna couldn't join you, she's 18.

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    "Wanna build a fake I.D.?"
  • Tiana couldn't join you, she's 19.

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    Although mad props for being a small business owner as a teenager!
  • Cinderella couldn't join you, she's 19.

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  • The only one who could join you is...

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  • Elsa! She's 21.

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    By Unknown
    Everyone's favorite Snow Queen is the only 20-something in the entire bunch of Disney princesses, which, when you think about it, is kind of weird...
  • But even though it won't be much of a party...

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  • ... at least your beer will always be freezing cold!

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  • As for the rest of you...

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    I'll tell you where...
  • Pity party at Disneyland!

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  • But seriously though, the oldest one of them is only 21? Wanna change that up a bit, Disney?

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