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20 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines That'll Make You Instantly Facepalm

Sometimes the blinding thirst takes control and an otherwise socially acceptable convo takes an aggressive nosedive for cringe-inducing, sex-crazed facepalm city. These people need to reassess their Tinder pickup strategy as soon as possible; or they can keep providing us a steady procession of what not to do when you want to keep the proverbial 'unmatch' from striking. 

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    Funny pick up line about wanting the 'lowest hole in your head' hilarity ensues.
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    Totally rejected strange list of questions for a pick up line.
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    Dora The Explorer pick up line that would either work, or totally not work.
    Via: H/T: TFM

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    Sarcastic pick up line about wanting to be a trophy husband.
    Via: H/T: TFM

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    Smooth pickup line by starting the name of a movie and then invited the girl to come over and chill to watch it.
    Via: H/T: TFM

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    Via: H/T: TFM

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    Smooth pick up line to a girl named Sam.
    Via: H/T: TFM
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