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32 remote employees buy device to bypass CEO's silly idle time requirements, now the CEO wants one too 2

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'So I stopped taking vacations': Security guard discovers company only pays them for 1 hour per day while using vacation time 4

Employee uses their manager's own incompetence to end their career: 'My show of assertion crumbled the empire of fear' 5

Entitled office worker insists that coworker conform to her dress code: '[My manager] told me to drop it' 6

And you worship its every move 1

Tech support is disappointed 2

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