At the tone, the time will be three forty-four p.m. eastern daylight time. *beep*

'She told him sharply to go sit down': Server Disciplines Customer’s Child, Parents Demand to Speak to Manager 1

'By the time she'll notice, I'll be long gone': Employee quits job, micromanager demands they send onboarding documents for next hire, employee sends glitched files instead 2

'He wanted to see every line of code in this project': Company CTO accuses freelancer of "faking" project results 3

32 of the Funniest Felines on the Internet and Meowrvelous Memes to Claw Your Way to a Purrfectly Wonderful Weekend 4

28 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (May 9, 2024) 5

'Who do you think you are to be here?': Top Karens of the Week (May 9, 2024) 6

Might as well... 1

Fill'r up or else... 2

He's innocent 3

Every time 4

32 of the Funniest Felines on the Internet and Meowrvelous Memes to Claw Your Way to a Purrfectly Wonderful Weekend 5

Prank call 6