His other option was to kiss Paris Hilton

‘Either move or I’ll move you': Woman on flight demands passenger give up his seat after learning the airline double-booked the spot, leading to a dispute when flight attendant steps in 1

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs (May 8, 2024) 2

‘Let’s save our time and end this interview': Job candidate walks out of interview after being grilled by interviewer who undermined their experience for the job and demanded they up their game 3

Coworker gets final raise after 10 years at the company, resigns and gets 15% salary bump at new job: 'Loyalty will make you poor' 4

'Out of touch with reality': Customer tries to order 800 pieces of chicken and 5 sheet cakes with zero advance notice 5

25 of the Best Gaming Memes of the Week (May 8, 2024) 6

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Toez 2

Ew humans 3

Thanks 4

37 Hissterical Cats Doing Funny Feline Things for Fluffy Feline Experts to Enjoy 5

A Nostalgic Scrapbook of 70's and 80's Kodak Moments for a Trip Down Memory Lane 6