This is what I wrote to the Chicago Tribune and Chicago Sun-Times a few days after 9/11. They published it.

32 of the Funniest Felines on the Internet and Meowrvelous Memes to Claw Your Way to a Purrfectly Wonderful Weekend 1

'Who do you think you are to be here?': Top Karens of the Week (May 9, 2024) 2

Sister evicts brother's family from their family home, wonders if she's wrong: 'Last week him and his family were officially evicted' 3

‘Either move or I’ll move you': Woman on flight demands passenger give up his seat after learning the airline double-booked the spot, leading to a dispute when flight attendant steps in 4

'We can't let our dog outside if we're not on break': Boss demands work-from-home employees text him every time they leave their desks, inspires malicious compliance solutions 5

'Out of touch with reality': Customer tries to order 800 pieces of chicken and 5 sheet cakes with zero advance notice 6

Toez 1

And accurate 2

Ew humans 3

Fill'r up or else... 4

A Catalog of 28 Memes to Browse Through While Pretending to Work 5

He's innocent 6