I've stepped on 4,276 pieces of Lego, watched 522 cartoon shows, doled out 871 Ritz Bitz and made pancakes in every possible physical permutation you can shape batter. Not to mention cooked huge breakfasts before I am fully awake OR opened my eyes.

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