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The Heck?! Why are these sleeping square fish so cold?
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Please God tell me it's true- did that delivery guy just bring us a new box?
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3
It's okay; I'm not mad, but why are there only four people brushing me?
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Who in their right mind would leave files in my state-of-the-art cat bunker?
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5
Which pocket is your wallet in?
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Does the ghost — that only I can see — seem anxious to you today?
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Now, when do I get paid to be friends with the dog? Is it monthly, or weekly, or what?
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Don't you agree that cat box jumping should be an Olympic sport?
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I'm pretty sure it's this way, but any ideas on how I'm supposed to sit on this couch?
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