Maury, you think you can read this thing any better than I can? No? Then shut the f*ck up.

Friends furrever 1

Cwispy bacon 2

A purrfessional model 3

25 Uplifting Funny Memes Of Cats Being Complete And Total Derps 4

Cat Lover Discovers an Adventurous 'Stray' Actually Has an Owner by Attaching a Note to the Cat, Receives a Wholesome Response 5

Cringeworthy Cat Names That Are Actually Totally Adorable And Not Strange At All: ICanHasCheezburger Edition 6