One of the most beautiful things that we get to experience every time we adopt a new cat is… getting to name them. A meowgical moment. A moment that will have ramifications for the rest of the cat's life. A moment… that needs to be taken as non-seriously as possible. Oh yeah, naming a cat is something that you should do with nothing but joy. Follow your heart. Give your cat the best name that you can think of, whether it's a name that makes sense or not.
We, as cat owners, give our cats the funniest names possible - we give cats the most absurd names, and we give them aggressively human names, and sometimes, we give them inappropriate names, and no matter what happens, we do not regret it. Because you know what, silly as it may be, spending an entire cat's lifetime walking around, yelling for Rue McClawdahand and Sal Minmeow to stop eating plastic is worth every second.
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Amazing. The only criticism we have here is that this man had no reason to be ashamed! Really, cats having funny and strange names… that's all part of the game. They do everything they can whenever they can to be as annoying as pawssible. It's only fair that they get a strange name in return, no?
The stranger, the better. We hope that Death Pickle and this little 6-year-old have many, many happy and healthy and weird years together. Thank you for sharing this. And more than that - thank you for letting this child have its way. It was worth it.
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