BECAUSE... Being a normal Mermaid is too mainstream.

'You don't get special treatment for completing the race': Marathon employee puts runner in her place when she reaches the finish line and tries to enter staff grounds 1

32 remote employees buy device to bypass CEO's silly idle time requirements, now the CEO wants one too 2

'So I stopped taking vacations': Security guard discovers company only pays them for 1 hour per day while using vacation time 3

20 Wholesome Animal Posts To Keep Your Heart Warm All Weekend Long 4

Man lives in his sister's house cheaply for 15 years, refuses to leave after being given a 1-year notice: 'I had no choice but apply for a court order to evict them' 5

‘Go (work somewhere else) team’: Company cuts employees' hours but demands they double the sales, employees collectively decide to do the bare minimum instead. 6

And you worship its every move 1

Tech support is disappointed 2

A Sassy Snafu of 38 Feline Feel Good Memes as Tasty as Wholesome Hooman Catnip 3

Cats never lie about food 4

Large and in Charge: Purrfect Pictures of Majestic Maine Coon Cats for Feline Enthusiasts 5

Potholes 6