Happy Friday! Be Glad You Don't Have These Jobs (Probably)

I'm actually considering editing my resume to target a job as a Viking Egg Collector. I want the excuse to use the terms "scraggly rock-cliffs" and "various seabirds" as many times in daily conversation as possible.

~OLJ

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