(After trying to sneak up on my step dad who was holding some cheese.) Step-dad: NO! I AM THE CHEESE GOLEM! LORD OF ALL CHEESES! YOU MAY HAVE NO CHEESE! Me: But the cheese ring is so delicious!
(After trying to sneak up on my step dad who was holding some cheese.) Step-dad: NO! I AM THE CHEESE GOLEM! LORD OF ALL CHEESES! YOU MAY HAVE NO CHEESE! Me: But the cheese ring is so delicious!