Acting Like Animals: Gotta Get My FaceTime On

Don't judge, y'all! Just accept that technology is amazing and let's get on with it! My mom lives in a retirement zoo in New Jersey, and this is the easiest way for me and her to keep in touch. I mean, have you ever seen the way commuters stare at an orangutan driving on the Jersey turnpike? It's not pretty. This is a vastly preferred alternative to making that trip every weekend!