(Me closing my laptop, teamspeak automatically logs out): Dad: Son, I'm using your PC for a sec. (Opens laptop, teamspeak automatically logs in.) Friend: Hey, hey, are you there? Say something! Dad: OHMYGOD your computer is talking to me!! Me: ... Dad: I'm the god of computers!
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Update: New employee refuses to work overtime, boss fires him to make an example, entire team suffers without employee's efforts: 'We didn’t need to work overtime!'
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Cashier forced to clock out late for lunch break after their cover fails to arrive on time, gets reprimanded by store manager, leading cashier to leave the register unattended: ‘They wanted me to skip my break’
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Blue collar pipe crew laborer gets yelled out for checking the time on his phone, so he gets the gaudiest pocket watch to use at work: ‘Its my favorite and most genius malicious compliance I've committed.'
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