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(Me closing my laptop, teamspeak automatically logs out): Dad: Son, I'm using your PC for a sec. (Opens laptop, teamspeak automatically logs in.) Friend: Hey, hey, are you there? Say something! Dad: OHMYGOD your computer is talking to me!! Me: ... Dad: I'm the god of computers!

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