Me: *answers* This is road kill cafe you kill we grill it, this is Sam speaking!
Mom's boyfriend: *hangs up*
Mom: Why'd you do that!?
Me: Don't worry he'll be by to pick up his fried raccoon in an hour.
Restaurant Research Shows That the Customer Isn't Always ...
The True Story of Superman's Origins
Things You Can't Do When You're Not a Toddler
This Video is All You Need to Ruin the Magic of Disneyland ...
No Bones About It
Robert Downey Jr Knows How To Make an Entrance
Watch How Detailed These Side-by-Side Weird Al Parodies Are
Roundup: Best Cosplay from Day 2 of San Diego Comic-Con
What If Disney Princesses Were Sloths
The Greatest "Don't Message Me" List of All Time
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more