How do I say get off my lawn so they won't laugh?

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A purrfect fit 2

Cat Surrendered for Being ‘Too Fat’ Gets Heartwarming Happy Ending After Going Viral and Being Adopted: ‘Us curvy girls gotta stick together’ 3

A Denim Jacket Pocket Full of Lighthearted Memes for Pleasant Light-Jacket Weather 4

Top 20 Cat Memes of The Week - Cheezburger Users Edition #343 5

Puncat strikes again 6