Awful Startup Pitch Generator of the Day

If you feel like there are way more Internet startups than actual original ideas these days, you're not alone. A new website called Nonstartr (I see what you did there) generates hilariously plausible pitches for startups that, tragically for all of us, could probably get funded. You've heard this formula before: "It's like [successful web service] for [group]!" or "It's like [existing app] meets [other existing app]!"