For Dry Hair

If you are the parent of a preschooler and work nights, don't leave your new bottle of KY on the nightstand. Your 4-year-old daughter will find it and think it's styling glaze. She will use the whole bottle to "style" your hair while you take a weekend nap. You will have VERY smooth hair, and it will take A LOT of shampoo to wash it all out. And your wife will still remind you of it, even after 15 years. #LFMy husband's Fail