The NFL has taken the advice of a psychotherapist and this season will roll out league-wide mandatory counseling -- and a code-of-conduct exam -- for any fans eighty-sixed from games for violence and/or rowdiness. No amount of groveling or bribery will get offenders back in their seats -- a 70 percent passing grade on the exam is the only thing that gets them off the "unforgiven" list.
Actual true-or-false questions from the quiz:
- 1. Behaving badly toward other fans, such as fighting, swearing or threatening them, is OK as long as they deserve it.
- 2. According to MetLife Stadium's alcohol policies, four drinks is the maximum a person may purchase at a time.
- 3. Every fan has a right to like any team they wish. Using abusive language toward fans who support teams you don't like will not be tolerated.
- 1. False.
- 2. False, it's two.
- 3. True.
Yep, this should take care of things.
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