Wrong Number, and Just Plain Wrong

If a girl has been calling for hours trying to reach Joey, and argues that she has the right number and she knows Joey is there, DO NOT -EVER- tell her that "fine, yes, this is Joey's number and I'm his wife and we have 3 kids and who the hell are you?". Because she is 16, and Joey is 16. And their parents will call for hours calling you a child molester, demanding a paternity test on those imaginary children.