Know This:

• A boiled squid actually inseminated a woman's mouth.
• For sale -- your very own war on terrorism chess set.
• There IS a proper way to lace your running shoes.

Read This:

• Has Twitter created a "crisis for political journalism?" The New Yorker's Ryan Lizza argues yes.
• The Daily Show uncovers massive corporate corruption at Idaho's leading potato supplier, Simplot.
• Are QR codes on graves the next big thing?

Watch This:

• The cat burglar, caught on camera over and over and over.
• SNL's Abby Elliott stars in a new web series, The Assistant.

Look AT This:

• On the 25-year anniversary of the GIF, a tribute. 
• How three vaccines could save $63 billion.
• The TDW weekend T-shirt special -- Spidey Eyes! (discount code: DAILYWHAT, through Sunday)

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[thanks, jessie!]