Elsewhere on the Internets: 

• Tossed: A fan, from a Kenny Chesney concert, for looking too much like Kenny Chesney
• Needed: Jaws of Life, to free a skater punk who got stuck while trying to steal from a soda machine
• Sued: Kanye and Kim, for alleged ties to al-Qaida
• Impersonated: Nicki Minaj, in a hilarious turn by Samuel L. Jackson
• Screened: Hundreds of airline passengers, with an unplugged TSA metal detector

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