Today on The Daily What Geek: Darth Vader interviews himself... as a child.
Elsewhere on the Internets:
- Arrested: At least 12, after a drunken river rafting adventure devolved into a drunken brawl
- Greeted: Hillary Clinton, with shouts of "Monica, Monica!" upon appearing in Egypt
- Denied: A Comic Con fan, by Michelle Rodriguez, when he propositioned her at a fan panel
- Deceased: Donald J. Sobol, the author who created Encyclopedia Brown
- Required: Masturbation, discussion of past sexual abuse, to pass "human sexuality" class at Western Nevada College
- Amazing: A coffee ad from 1652, which claims that drinking the brew doesn't make you poop