Welcome to "Béll, by Taceau," May I Take Your Order?

Here we see a Taco Bell located in Irvine, California. When I walked in, I half-expected to be bumrushed by a gaggle of 6-foot-tall models dressed like haute couture C3POs who immediately start fretting over my hair and makeup. Oh, and my grilled stuffed burrito smells like a GQ pull-out cologne ad. B-.