Police Chase of the Day

David Wheaton,  a morning drinker with two DWIs, thought a Smart Cabriolet might be just the thing to keep him off the radar of police.

It wasn't.

So instead of pulling over for cops on a highway in Houston on Wednesday, he led them on a charming little car chase in which his speed topped out at 92 mph, the smart car's limit.

Police followed Wheaton all the way to his driveway, where they charged him with evading arrest and his third DWI.

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