It would somehow add more authority to his posturing and declaiming...

Cwispy bacon 1

A purrfessional model 2

25 Uplifting Funny Memes Of Cats Being Complete And Total Derps 3

Cat Lover Discovers an Adventurous 'Stray' Actually Has an Owner by Attaching a Note to the Cat, Receives a Wholesome Response 4

Cringeworthy Cat Names That Are Actually Totally Adorable And Not Strange At All: ICanHasCheezburger Edition 5

A Freshly Baked Cat Meme Cake Frosted With Giggles And Diligently Decorated With Feline Goodness 6