The Most Unholy of Unions: Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Engaged to Avril Lavigne

After spending time together in the recording studio making the worst music ever of all time, Kroeger and Lavigne decided to get married after dating for six months. Six miserable months. Six excruciating months of going on dates to Applebee's or Tim Horton's or something, then deciding that no other humans will ever love them and settling on each other.
Ugh. Gross though. Seriously... these two? Boo. Boooooo!