This Lunch Rush brought to you by Walter White and Don Draper.
- TDW Geek: This isn't your grandfather's Star Trek...
- Shocking: The repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell didn't cripple the military.
- WTF: The September 11 museum still isn't open.
- Sweet: The Unofficial Downton Abbey Cookbook is a thing.
- Awww: Seinfeld's Newman feels for real-life postal workers.
- Yikes: Wrestling legend Jerry Lawler had a heart attack on live TV while commentating Monday night.
- Ew: Bobby Brown is getting a reality show.