Our bacon, which art in frying pan, crispy be thy rind, in sandwich and in fry-up. Thy will be eaten, in any number of ways, fried or grilled. Give us this day, our daily sauce, and forgive us the odd sausage, as we forgive pancetta. Lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us from hunger, for thine is the kitchen, the deliciousness and taste, forever and ever, Ramen.