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15 Shower Thoughts to Get You Ready for Your Next Sudsing Session

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    Shower - TETRIS IS THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF HOW TRYING TO FIT IN MAKES YOU MORE INVISIBLE
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  • 2
    Shower - LOBSTERS ARE THE MERMAID VERSION OF SCORPIONS
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    Tap - CHILDREN TODAY WILL NEVER PHYSICALLY HANG UP A PHONE
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    Text - IF YOU HAVE A PhD, EVERY MEETING ISA DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT
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  • 5
    Text - YOUR STOMACH HAS NEVER HADA POTATO THAT WASNT MASHED
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    Tap - GOOGLE IS JUST "CTRL F FOR THE WHOLE INTERNET
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    Text - WHENEVER YOU EAT, YOU RESET A COUNTDOWN TO THE TIME UNTIL YOU DIE OF STARVATION
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  • 8
    Text - IF HILLARY CLINTON WINS, IT WILL BE THE FIRST TIME TWO PRESIDENTS HAVE HAD SEX WITH EACHOTHER క్
  • 9
    Text - THE ONLY TIME THE WORD INCORRECTLY ISN'T SPELLED INCORRECTLY IS WHEN ITS SPELLED INCORRECTLY
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    Ceiling - IF FAT PEOPLE HAVE MORE SKIN, ARENT THEY MORE SKINNY THAN SKINNY PEOPLE?
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  • 11
    THE WORD WORD IS JUST AWORD FOR A WORD
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    Shower - ICE IN WATER IS FLOATING IN ITSOWN BLOOD
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    Ceiling - ID NEVER BUY A USED MATTRESS BUT SLEEPING INA HOTEL DOESNT BOTHER MEAT ALL
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  • 14
    Font - IN 2016, PEOPLE BORN IN THE NEW MILLENNIUM WILLBECOME LEGALLY ELIGIBLE TO DRIVE ACAR IN THE US
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    Shower - GIVEN THE COST OF WATER AND ELECTRICITY, HOVW MUCH IS EACH SHOWER THOUGHT WORTH?

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