A Deck of Memes to Play A Round With

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    worldsworstfather adult person: life gets faster as you get older! me aged 10: sounds fake but ok me now:
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    Snaccident (noun) When you eat all the snack by accident
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    RED BARON Classic Crust PEPPERONI PIZZA WHEN AND Classic Crus COMP
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    Cheezburger Image 9917285632
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    Me: Okay I'm going to sleep now Random thoughts and anxiety:
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    Jesus is always watching... KEVIN!! GET BACK TO WORK!
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    "You should put yourself out there. Be a social butterfly." Me:
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    This is how I want to die Chrysippus, an Ancient Greek philosopher, died from laughing at one of his own jokes.
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    When the 'g' falls off the graveyard sign 1/17
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    "Sorry for acting weird, I am weird and it will happen again."
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    Pug owners: "My little cutie!" The pug:
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    If you don't lower your standards, you will end up all alone in your 40s, with a bunch of cats... Don't threaten me with a good time
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    Winter fans be like Ah yes, 3 pm
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    So you like men and women but you are still single??? Guess you are bi-yo self
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    Me after 2.5 hours of unsuccessfully trying to find a comfortable position to sleep in...
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    When autocorrect hits you with the 'holy shot'
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    When someone assumes that when you are reading a book, that you are 'doing nothing' and therefore can be interrupted. Repeatedly.
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    when I see an opportunity to leave a social interaction. me:
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    James @CaucasianJames i know this is how the guy at bass pro shops felt DUA LIPA @DUALIPA Mar 14 sometimes you gotta be in deep waters to find yourself
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    Alvrecht @ChaiAntonVega I don't know what millennial E *** needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don't need it. You will never need it.
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    Defrosting some chicken
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    wealthyhugepenis i really like stickers but at the same time i don't because once you stick them somewhere that's it, it's finished, and i'm just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility diabadass I have been waiting for this post my whole life. bloodyxbaroness I was trying to explain this to someone one day and they basically told me I was crazy.
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    Possibly the most frightening talent of the brown bear is an uncanny ability to blend seamlessly into the environment in an almost chameleon-like manner, allowing them to easily surprise their unsuspecting prey.
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    What people think growing up in the 80's was like: What it was actually like: GEverydayproblems
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    When someone asks me what I do for a living Fo/crunchymamad I'VE MADE TWO PEOPLE AND I'M THEIR LEADER.
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    After my kids go to bed, I sit still for an hour to recover from the trauma.
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    Me trying to blend in with the other moms at my kid's school @mykidsbutler
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    What do you want for Mother's Day? Me: @mykidsbutler TO BE ALONE
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    I've got 2 brain cells left and it's these two
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    everything is terrible so i googled "dogs being interviewed" and it helped FOX 5 NEW BOUNCE Dog BBC NEWS 89.3
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    She is a glass of milk
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    when you get into a full deep cleaning mood and halfway through you realize you don't actually want to deep clean anymore
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    quixoticanarchy Follow sometimes the executive function fairy godmother finally shows up, whacks you, and then you've got to run around like cinderella on a midnight deadline trying to get things done before time runs out and your brain makes it illegal again
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    Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith How am I supposed to concentrate when I do not wish to and there are no immediate rewards
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    pawgliacci Follow 601 At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?
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    Rosie Tapping @rosieoutlook I can't believe I'm 33 years old and still stuck in the endless cycle of piling all my clothes on my bed to force myself to put them away, and them lobbing them all back on the floor at bedtime because I'm lazy 04/06/2018, 11:03 pm

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