Ca(n’)t Buy Me Love

32 remote employees buy device to bypass CEO's silly idle time requirements, now the CEO wants one too 1

Flexi-time employee gets chewed out for 10 minutes of overtime, maliciously complies the next time their boss needs them to stay late: 'Policy is policy' 2

'You don't get special treatment for completing the race': Marathon employee puts runner in her place when she reaches the finish line and tries to enter staff grounds 3

'So I stopped taking vacations': Security guard discovers company only pays them for 1 hour per day while using vacation time 4

Employee gets suspended for no reason, stinks up work truck before quitting: 'Before I returned the truck, I release 6 stinky air fresher tags in it' 5

Employee uses their manager's own incompetence to end their career: 'My show of assertion crumbled the empire of fear' 6

32 remote employees buy device to bypass CEO's silly idle time requirements, now the CEO wants one too 1

20+ guests share the most bizarre house rules they have encountered: 'No closed doors. Bedroom, bathroom, closet, whatever' 2

'So I stopped taking vacations': Security guard discovers company only pays them for 1 hour per day while using vacation time 3

Custodian walks out of job after micromanaging new boss makes impolite comments: 'You deal with it, I'm going home' 4

'Either I accept it or I quit': Project director gives employee ultimatum 5

Guy impolitely demands bartender cut his burrito in half, he gets what he asked for: 'I think he got the point' 6